If you must choose beetween  two evils, pick the one you've never try before.
Iya dunk, bahkan  keledai tidak akan jatuh kelubang yg sama.
if barbie so popular,  why do you have to buy her friends too?
kalo berbie begitu top dan populer, ngapain juga harus membeli teman2nya? teman kok di beli?
The early bird gets  the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Krn tikus yg  pertamalah yg terkena jebakan/perangkap. 
If you think  nobody cares about  you, try missing a couple of payments.
Yah minimal seorang debt  collector akan sangat ingin mengunjungi penjara Anda.
You can't  have everything, where would you put it?
Bersukurlah dgn apa yg kita  miliki, karena anda tidak akan mampu memiliki semua, mau di simpan dimana coba?
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel  so good.
akhir dari mimpi yang indah kadang tepat dilantai kamar tidur anda.
Drink till she's cute, but stop before wedding.
wkkk..  Alcohol memang aneh.
Don't sweat petty thing... Or pet sweaty  things.
kalo mau ribut, pilih yg enjoy yah...
Love maybe blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
cinta mungkin buta, segeralah menikah agar dapat melihat kembali. 
And  for last.
give me your best smile or laug at loud hehehehe